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Sunday, April 23, 2006 |
( 4/23/2006 06:33:00 AM ) Bill S.
PRY MY STAPLE GUN FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND – Been spending the weekend at the infamous house next door, primarily working on painting the outside of the beat-up ol' bungalow to make it more attractive for selling. I could cheerfully throttle whoever was responsible for the invention of the staple gun: both the inside and outside of the front porch window sills were jam packed with staples, a surfeit of 'em not more than an inch apart from each other. As a result, I've spent more time this weekend prying the little bastards out with a screwdriver and a pair of needle-nose pliers than I have actually painting. Forget gun control; the real issue is staple gun control. Let's keep staple guns out of the hands of idiots!
Back to the house – see ya later . . .